This morning I awoke with the recollection of a story at this site, in which a girl had to enlarge herself to Amazonian proportions in order to letter in a sport and therefore gain admission to a college. The reason for my distress is that here in Canada we don't letter in a sport in the same way you Americans do, although we do earn t-shirts. I have one such t-shirt myself, with the name LAURENTION proudly written on the left front breast in capital letters, but I could never give it away or sell it because to do so would be a crime, as the person who bought it might not have ever been to Laurentian, a possibility made much higher by the fact that the school closed ten years ago.
